Woe is me...Brad & I FINALLY towed my car down the road to the mechanic to figure out why the heck it won't start. It hasn't turned over since before she-that-shall-not-be-named abandoned me and went to some little third world country to "spread the magic." WELL, I have something for all to ponder: Why is it, and you know you've ALL been there, that when you are towing your car everyone has to look at you like you are the white trash, camoflauge-wearing villiage idiot from po-dunk Oklahoma? I mean, c'mon. Is it REALLY our fault that the car decided to take a vacation without us? (insert Carrie Bradshaw thought-provoking question here) (cut to commercial)